places i've been!

World Wide

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The exitable US of A
(black is the new white)

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O' Canada

our home and native...

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or check out ourVancouver travel guide

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Europe

the old world becomes the new world power?

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or check out our Barcelona travel guide

Seed Likes (explore the i highway)

Seed Likes
Friends from around the web

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We here at Seed Enterprises have been a little slow to jump onto the linking bandwagon. We thought link was referring to sausages. You can’t fault us for that. We also thought way back in the beginning days of video games, that our friends, when they said they had one 3 free games - were bringing home Risk, Monopoly and Clue. So, maybe we are truly challenged, thus, explaining the ’slow’.

Now that we get ‘it’ - we promise to provide you with a sort of link Utopia. A place where our rigorous link approval process (264 steps) will assure your linking pleasure.

All you have to do is sit back, click and enjoy!

Local Haunts & Friends

Up close and personal. Vancouver & Vicinity

Seed Enterprises www.seedenterprises.com

• The link that started our need to start linking. We like to call it the starting link. If you don’t click here you’ll be missing lots of stuff.

Tasty Global Affinities
It’s one big mother of a world. Father for that matter as well. Explore.

Activism

Remember Segregation http://www.remembersegregation.org/

• An amazingly powerful site that continues with the quest to stomp out racism and segregation. Listen to Martin Luther Kings infamous “I have a dream,” speech. Incredibly moving.

You Think http://youthink.worldbank.org/

• You think about the world. You care about the world. It’s now time to do something about the world. Let’s fight for our planet. Great resource to help you understand the issues that impact us all. Touches on topics such as water, urbanization and the environment. Encourages young people to make a difference. A fantastic site!

Aesthetically Pleasing

Feed me better http://www.feedmebetter.com/index.html

• Jamie Oliver tackles childhood obesity by offering healthy dining solutions and education to our future superstars. Our children. I love the simple layout of this website. Very easy to navigate and full of advice and interesting factoids.

Let’s Educate

Cool Capitals http://www.coolcapitals.com/

• A brilliant site that takes you to 4 of the coolest cities on the globe. Amsterdam, Antwerp, Zurich and Vienna. Explore dining, shopping, art, architecture and the world class nightlife. Highly interactive. Devilishly fun. Stop by and whisk yourself away!

Channel 4’s Rich-O-Meter

http://www.channel4.com/4money/funnymoney/richometer/index.html

• You think you‘ve got it bad. You think you’re broke. You think money may be the key to happiness. See where you stand up financially on the Global Stage. You may be surprised. Mac & Cheese may not be that bad after all.

Weird

Weird TV http://www.weird.tv/

• The name says it all. Very weird. Very entertaining. A real time waster.

Laugh

The Lonely Island http://thelonelyisland.com/

• Shorts from the minds who write for SNL.

Channel 4’s Gay-O-Meter

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

• You want to know which way you swing? Channel 4 out of London may provide you with the answer. Take this simple test and put to rest your sexuality.

Love - Life - Happiness - Advice

Ask Seed http://askseed.blogspot.com/

• Who? Seed. Seed will tackle all of your life dilemmas with comedy and brutal honesty. He’ll also throw in some funky original photography & artwork. Click here and you will find the timeless classic: Construction Turf War. You’ll also find THE DA SEEDY CODE. What are you waiting for. Visit - Ask - Laugh - Solve.

Important Link Announcement

Let’s link together. Sausages. Life. Love. Laughter. Let’s just bring it all together and click, click, clickity, clack.

We want you to link with us. If you have a site you think we’d be wise to add. Fire me a message to the seed van @ hotmail . com and tell us why and where we should link you. OK!

We will not link to porn or gambling sites. And if you are trying to sell us something - don’t bother. We just want your link for now.

More Seed Visuals

We love to share. So, share we do. The link below is your one stop shop to see some "original seed eye candy".

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Sweet, saucy, sultry, tantalizing, provocative, raw, edgy, sexy, steamy, wet, hot, cold, dry, dripping, invigorating, tempting, tasty, wicked, ambitious, passionate, controversial, lumpy, smooth, chilling, driven, urban, natural, orgasmic, original, undefined, defined, riveting, delirious, thought provoking and fun photography & art work awaits you by simply clicking on the icon below.

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If you like something you see - let us know we'd love to hear from you. Really we would.

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Don't forget to visit www.seedenterprises.com and enter our first phantasmagorical contest.

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*Win Win Win*

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Or don't win. Just enter and tell your friends.

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Also if you'd like to be Seed's Everyday Guy or Gal of the..........

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Visit our site. Find the link to Seed's Everyday Guy or Gal of the...... and submit a photo, some preliminary info and your answer to the 15 Questions.

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Hey, we decided to simplify it for you, here's the link:

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http://seedenterprises.blogspot.com/2005/12/seeds-everyday-guygal-of-week.html

Visual Journey

We would like to invite you along on a visual journey. We love photography and presenting our original images to you.

Always original. Sometimes altered.

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A touch racy. Intoxicatingly entertaining.

Come on board for the journey. Just click on the link below.
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We hope you enjoy the story within!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/31019244@N00/show/

And now for some bonus art & photography from the eye of seed:

Please remember to explore www.seedenterprises.com

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Stay tuned for the first episode of Happy Johnny.

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"Fighting Evil Just Got Sticky"

We welcome your comments and feedback.

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Limited edition images are for sale. Or if you would like us to come up with an original image for you or your company, fire an email our way and we will shoot you the details.

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*We realize there is a typo in one of the images. Arghhhhh.

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If you like what you see - Seed Enterprises is always open to discussing investment opportunities.

Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - TABLE OF CONTENTS

Hello Readers

We've decided to back-track a little bit - a couple months ago we posted Chapter 1 of Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular) (SSRTAGTTPODHNTBABR for short) for your reading enjoyment. We sincerely hope that you actually enjoyed or at least liked the original pictures.

At that time we also hinted that we would be posting additional chapters on a regular basis. However, life kind of got ridiculously busy: writing, eating, pooping, sleeping (not enough), living, more eating & pooping, jumping, driving, promoting, sitting, TV appearance, burping and even some cuddling. You get the gist.

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Basically, because of this living thingy we’ve been a little bit slow living up to our end of the bargain. So in that spirit we’ve decided to post our books: TABLE OF CONTENTS.

We promise to post Chapter 2 in the near future, in the meantime you may peruse the titles of the 47 riveting, informative, entertaining and controversial Chapter titles. Hopefully you’ll see something here that will spark your interest and encourage you to yub eht koob at: www.seedenterprises.com .

The above rhetoric contains a highly effective subliminal message.

Seed’s Sketchy Relationship Theories

TABLE OF CONTENTS

WHAT THE FIRST READERS ARE SAYING

DEDICATION

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• CHAPTER 1 Opening Rant
• CHAPTER 2 What Is?
• CHAPTER 3 Why?
• CHAPTER 4 Love & Relationships: What the fuck are they?
  
  SECTION 1 The Formative Years
  
• CHAPTER 5 Man
• CHAPTER 6 Woman
• CHAPTER 7 Theory: Your mother is probably lying to you
  
  SECTION 2 Getting In The Game

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• CHAPTER 8 Theory: How to get dates or pickup lines don’t work
• CHAPTER 9 Theory: Don’t listen to the pressure to hook up. Stay single. Have fun. Sleep around if you must at least till you’re 25
• CHAPTER 10 Theory: We attract what we can afford. Beginnings (finding and keeping dates. How not to get fucked
• CHAPTER 11 Theory: If you are not hot! Find something to excel at
• CHAPTER 12 Theory: Though early on in life for guys looks may attract women, as we age it is power, money and fame that attracts
• CHAPTER 13 Theory: To have a chance you must learn how to be alone
• CHAPTER 14 Theory: If you want to keep her interested don’t be a nice guy (the girls want the bad boy theory)
• CHAPTER 15 Theory: Beauty is a consistent thing
• CHAPTER 16 Theory: If you want to date babes you must surround yourself with babes
• CHAPTER 17 Theory: Most attractive women are attention -------
• CHAPTER 18 Theory: Hot girls may fuck the bartender but they are not staying for the long term

SECTION 3 You Have Someone You Think You Want To Keep - Now What?

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• CHAPTER 19 Theory: Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, for absolutely no reason, did I say never settle no matter what
• CHAPTER 20 Theory: Life’s troubles don’t build character - they reveal it
• CHAPTER 21 Theory: There is no such thing as security
• CHAPTER 22 Theory: Women may fall for the present, but, they stay for the future
• CHAPTER 23 Looks & Currency
• CHAPTER 24 The role of friends (who can and who can’t be in your relationship if you want it to succeed)
• CHAPTER 25 Understanding the roles of age. How the age thing works between the sexes. As we age we become more valuable? As they age arghh…run for your life?
• CHAPTER 26 Connections: Is it love or just a rash?
• CHAPTER 27 Is it working: The red flags

SECTION 4 It's not working: picking up the pieces of you

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• CHAPTER 28 I just want to be friends. “We have been through so much together”
• CHAPTER 29 But I love her……..him…….
• CHAPTER 30 “We have to talk.” Run, run, run. The myth that you can change someone. We are who we are.
• CHAPTER 31 The girlfriend with a lot of male friends
• CHAPTER 32 The only way men & women can be friends
• CHAPTER 33 Infidelity: Dating or being married to a liar & cheater

SECTION 5 For Better Or Worse You’re Staying

• CHAPTER 34 Call it serious call it dead
• CHAPTER 35 “Honey we’re going to have a baby!” Procreation
• CHAPTER 36 We all force it don’t we?
• CHAPTER 37 After all we are all human
• CHAPTER 38 Should you stay or should you go? More red flags
• CHAPTER 39 Finally: The simple formula to how it should work
• CHAPTER 40 Throw away the fucking formula

SECTION 6 Other Realms

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• CHAPTER 41 Roommates
• CHAPTER 42 The gay world
• CHAPTER 43 Closing rant
• CHAPTER 44 Seed’s Wonderful Magnificent Brilliant Succulent Tasty Boutique www.seedenterprises.com
• CHAPTER 45 Who is Seed?
• CHAPTER 46 Gravy
• CHAPTER 47 Outtakes:

AKNOLEDGEMENTS.

Don’t forget to pick up your copy at www.seedenterprises.com .

Check back periodically for additional chapters.