Friday, January 26, 2007

Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories --- Chapter 2 excerpts.

CHAPTER 2

What Is ..?

“The eyes of other people are the eyes that ruin us.
If all but myself were blind, I should want neither fine clothes,
fine houses nor fine furniture.”

-Ben Franklin

…This book is a practical and humorous guide to the perils of dating and relationships. It could quite easily be placed in the Relationship, Self Help, Comedy or Bargain Bin sections of your favorite bookstore. It draws from years of relationship adventures (mistakes) and a lot of fun and confusion (drunken lonely nights)...

...it will help you make big strides both in your dating and personal lives…

…Seed’s Sketchy Guide is ultimately a series of essays on the different aspects of relationships, dating and the world...

…Seed’s Sketchy Relationship Theories: A Guide to the Perils of Dating may not be for everyone … fuck that, it is for EVERYONE!!! It will help some people wind their way through the often scary and evil world of dating, relationships, breaking up, starting over again, and most importantly, being as happy…

…If you want to live an exciting fulfilling life: STRIVE TO BE THE EXCEPTION! You will be the one with the smile on your face, not the one who is desperately trying to prove that they are the EXCEPTION!

Seed’s Sketchy Guide will help you navigate your way through all of the steps of relationships, from the first date to “I do” and everything in between. It will help you to decide whether you should stay, leave, or just stick around for the sex. It will help you to put the fun back into dating and relationships...

Let’s give our kids a chance. Single parenthood is not an achievement and staying together for the kid’s sake may even be less of an accomplishment. It’s simple: if you do not want to raise your own children, then don’t have any…

…Seed’s Sketchy Guide is truly a love story. It is filled with passion and a positive message of the ideal world, sort of a utopia. You just need to read between the lines to find the positive message…

…My advice to those of you who are really offended by the word FUCK, don’t read it out loud…

…regardless of style we feel the positive message of the book is far more important than style --- so, sit back, relax and enjoy!

Check back for excerpts from: chapter 3: why?

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