breaking news flash!
As two-double-ot-eight blasts upon us, promising to be an eventful year which leans more toward pleasure than pain... resolutions registered and smiles have been requested more so than frowns.
Laughter a required necessity!
A trip to the grocer after having a few pops at local watering hole resulted in a valuable life lesson:
Don't buy clumping cat litter when it's pouring rain and you have to walk 10 blocks to get home!
At least the chicken didn't clump!
Mmm... tasty poultry.
Meanwhile, back at the grocer, lined up for purchase, my turn... it was a long wait. A quick glance around, 7-checkouts, all lined up 10-deep, at least, and it is impossible not to notice a recurring theme:
"Good day, sir. How are you?"
"Well, I was fine, until... until... I noticed something."
"What?"
"Look around... pretty busy, right?... Do you see it? Including the staff, not a single person in this store is smiling, or for that matter, even look like they're happy. Not one. Everyone looks pained."
Laughter is a required necessity!
That's not the first time I've noticed this trend...
In that moment I realized how important comedy is!
As for the news flash, much like a new church on Monday, 8 days into the year, number 17 can be stroked off my list!
Don't worry, the proper post accomplishment procedures were taken. The hazmat team wasn't required.
Now back to your day!
Wait, before you go I'd like to leave you one thought for your wisdom chest:
It's not love if it ends with a towel!
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