Pigeons Aren't My Friends

PIGEONS AREN'T MY FRIENDS

(a song)

Pigeon's aren't my friends

I don't like Pigeons

You are not a Pigeon

So you can be my friend

If you were a Pigeon

I'd have to bite your head off and kill you

Because you'd desrve to be headless and dead

But since you're not a Pigeon

You can keep your head

Pigeons aren't my friends

I don't like Pigeons

You are not a Pigeon

So you can keep your head.