Seed's Life 6-10

This Seed guy must be serious about this whole blogging thing. It is now week 2 and he has just posted 5 more points revealing aspects of his life. Most people would have only lasted a day. “Hey punk get out of here. This is my blog”. Of course I am serious, actually serious is the wrong choice of words. We are trying to build an empire here and part of the construction process is to make it relatable to others and to do so we have decided sharing parts of our lives was an excellent way. So here we go with 6-10 in an never ending series.

Seed’s Life.(Points 6-10)

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...a star in the making?

1. I loved putting on the first Planting the Seed Night. The high of hearing everyone laugh at something you have just said or read is indescribable. Hopefully what people laughed at was supposed to be funny. I think I am a natural performer, yet, I am somewhat terrified of the performance. This year I am going to break thru that. I must. I have told a few of my good friends from Point 5 that they could join my gravy train. People are counting on me.
2. I have a cat. I think her name is Fuzzy. I have had her for 14 years now. Didn’t want her. She was saved off of the roof of a dive hotel I was running. The maintenance man put her in my office, she was two weeks old. Some junkies put her on the roof. Somehow she has decided to survive the last fourteen years. She has grown on me. I really love her. She may be the coolest cat ever. She used to upset my friend and roommate Rick by hanging off of his stereo speakers. She seemed to enjoy it. He didn’t. He loved her though anyway. She actually has several names, my friend Scott calls her Fluffy, however, Scott is pretty relaxed, he tends to eat a lot of Doritos, I don’t think it is the Doritos that relax him, but instead what makes him crave the Doritos that does. Hmmm Doritos. Someone who has become one of my best friends in a short time period is this fantastic guy named Nick. He is from Thailand. Big, big heart. He has actually saved me from being a starving author. In fact he probably has fed me over 100 times now. No conditions. No expectations. I am fortunate to know him. When he visits he calls my cat Puffy. Puffy has found her soul mate in him. She spends every second she can with him. I am glad she likes someone. By the way she doesn’t answer to any of her names.
3. I need to grab a flip chart for this point. I was the youngest of 7 kids. 3 older brothers and sisters. I also had 4 nieces and 1 nephew. That all changed in an instant. I all of a sudden became the product of a single mother and an only child. That lasted for 6 months. The next thing I knew was I was still the product of a single mother, but my father had 2 sons. Both younger than me, so I guess I am the oldest of 3. Wait, that would be too simple. My mother had a daughter several years after I was born. I guess I am the oldest of 4. My longest girlfriend was adopted, please, please, please don’t let her be my sister. I already need counseling. Could you imagine.
4. My work. I mentioned it above. I am now a writer and an entrepreneur. I guess I have always been. I just wasn’t willing to accept it. I haven’t earned a paycheck in over a year now. Exciting news though, me and my co-author have our first royalty check coming sometime in the next month. Lets cross our fingers. If it isn’t enough, I may have to milk cats or masturbate on tour groups for cash.
5. I once walked out naked into a downstairs family room filled with people watching Survivor or something. The mother, father and their 3 children. I was dating a flight attendant at the time and thought the whole basement of the place she was renting was hers. It wasn’t. I was looking for the washroom. I put on a good performance. I casually leaned on the back of the couch and calmly asked “What are you watching”. the answer was Survivor. I helped her move a few weeks later.

Check back in a week for points 11-15. By the way I highly recommend this exercise to each and every one of you, it may help you to unlock the doors to the future. See you soon!!!

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