Seed's Life 31-35

Another April Fools day has come and gone and I have maintained my level of foolery at reasonable level. That is not to say that at times in the life of Seed, he has not accomplished some incredible endeavors of foolishness, however, as I slowly mature, I have successfully turned the idiocy meter down a bit. Just a bit though, I never want to fully mature, that would just be boring. Perhaps you will be able to discover some of my foolish achievements in the continuing feature:

Seed’s Life.

(Points 31-35)

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1. Marriage is a failing institution. I am not entirely sure why gay culture is fighting so hard for the right to marry. Does Gay Culture think it will be any different for them? Personally, I don’t want to be treated like everyone else.
2. I think if you are a true fan of sports, you would prefer to participate instead of watch. Admission to sports should be free. After-all the corporations have captive audiences to sell their wares to.
3. My IQ is quite high. I don’t know if that translates to intelligence.
4. Tequila bad. Very, very bad. On one of my birthdays, I went golfing in 35 degree heat (95 Fahrenheit), I drank a lot of beer. Met some friends at a restaurant after the golf. In a matter of 20 or 30 minutes my friend Carol made me consume 6 or 7 tequila shots. Apparently the next thing for me was, spending some time going off like old faithful. The poor kids at the next table. The next morning I woke up clean and refreshed. I found out later my good friends put me in the back of a pick-up truck and took me home. One of my dear friends even put me in the shower and cleansed me. That is a good friend. Maybe he knows if my penis is bigger than average.
5. I have made love to over ____ women.

Check back in a week for points 36-40. By the way I highly recommend this exercise to each and every one of you, it may help you to unlock the doors to the future. See you again soon!!!

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