Seed's & Euro Seed's Brain Candy: January 2006

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - TABLE OF CONTENTS

Hello Readers

We've decided to back-track a little bit - a couple months ago we posted Chapter 1 of Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular) (SSRTAGTTPODHNTBABR for short) for your reading enjoyment. We sincerely hope that you actually enjoyed or at least liked the original pictures.

At that time we also hinted that we would be posting additional chapters on a regular basis. However, life kind of got ridiculously busy: writing, eating, pooping, sleeping (not enough), living, more eating & pooping, jumping, driving, promoting, sitting, TV appearance, burping and even some cuddling. You get the gist.

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Basically, because of this living thingy we’ve been a little bit slow living up to our end of the bargain. So in that spirit we’ve decided to post our books: TABLE OF CONTENTS.

We promise to post Chapter 2 in the near future, in the meantime you may peruse the titles of the 47 riveting, informative, entertaining and controversial Chapter titles. Hopefully you’ll see something here that will spark your interest and encourage you to yub eht koob at: www.seedenterprises.com .

The above rhetoric contains a highly effective subliminal message.

Seed’s Sketchy Relationship Theories

TABLE OF CONTENTS

WHAT THE FIRST READERS ARE SAYING

DEDICATION

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CHAPTER 1 Opening Rant
CHAPTER 2 What Is?
CHAPTER 3 Why?
CHAPTER 4 Love & Relationships: What the fuck are they?

SECTION 1 The Formative Years
CHAPTER 5 Man
CHAPTER 6 Woman
CHAPTER 7 Theory: Your mother is probably lying to you

SECTION 2 Getting In The Game

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CHAPTER 8 Theory: How to get dates or pickup lines don’t work
CHAPTER 9 Theory: Don’t listen to the pressure to hook up. Stay single. Have fun. Sleep around if you must at least till you’re 25
CHAPTER 10 Theory: We attract what we can afford. Beginnings (finding and keeping dates. How not to get fucked
CHAPTER 11 Theory: If you are not hot! Find something to excel at
CHAPTER 12 Theory: Though early on in life for guys looks may attract women, as we age it is power, money and fame that attracts
CHAPTER 13 Theory: To have a chance you must learn how to be alone
CHAPTER 14 Theory: If you want to keep her interested don’t be a nice guy (the girls want the bad boy theory)
CHAPTER 15 Theory: Beauty is a consistent thing
CHAPTER 16 Theory: If you want to date babes you must surround yourself with babes
CHAPTER 17 Theory: Most attractive women are attention -------
CHAPTER 18 Theory: Hot girls may fuck the bartender but they are not staying for the long term

SECTION 3 You Have Someone You Think You Want To Keep - Now What?

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CHAPTER 19 Theory: Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, for absolutely no reason, did I say never settle no matter what
CHAPTER 20 Theory: Life’s troubles don’t build character - they reveal it
CHAPTER 21 Theory: There is no such thing as security
CHAPTER 22 Theory: Women may fall for the present, but, they stay for the future
CHAPTER 23 Looks & Currency
CHAPTER 24 The role of friends (who can and who can’t be in your relationship if you want it to succeed)
CHAPTER 25 Understanding the roles of age. How the age thing works between the sexes. As we age we become more valuable? As they age arghh…run for your life?
CHAPTER 26 Connections: Is it love or just a rash?
CHAPTER 27 Is it working: The red flags

SECTION 4 It's not working: picking up the pieces of you

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CHAPTER 28 I just want to be friends. “We have been through so much together”
CHAPTER 29 But I love her……..him…….
CHAPTER 30 “We have to talk.” Run, run, run. The myth that you can change someone. We are who we are.
CHAPTER 31 The girlfriend with a lot of male friends
CHAPTER 32 The only way men & women can be friends
CHAPTER 33 Infidelity: Dating or being married to a liar & cheater

SECTION 5 For Better Or Worse You’re Staying

CHAPTER 34 Call it serious call it dead
CHAPTER 35 “Honey we’re going to have a baby!” Procreation
CHAPTER 36 We all force it don’t we?
CHAPTER 37 After all we are all human
CHAPTER 38 Should you stay or should you go? More red flags
CHAPTER 39 Finally: The simple formula to how it should work
CHAPTER 40 Throw away the fucking formula

SECTION 6 Other Realms

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CHAPTER 41 Roommates
CHAPTER 42 The gay world
CHAPTER 43 Closing rant
CHAPTER 44 Seed’s Wonderful Magnificent Brilliant Succulent Tasty Boutique www.seedenterprises.com

CHAPTER 45 Who is Seed?

CHAPTER 46 Gravy

CHAPTER 47 Outtakes:

AKNOLEDGEMENTS.

Don’t forget to pick up your copy at www.seedenterprises.com .

Check back periodically for additional chapters.

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Welcome!

Subject to change?

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I guess that’s an understatement. We’ve changed a long time ago --- we just forgot to let you in on it. Okay, it wasn't us, it was the man that forgot.

Life’s been hectic, busy, good. Our books doing okay, not phenomenal, but it’s still selling. Thanks to all of you who’ve purchased a copy.

Who/What are we?

Seed/Euro Seed, and crew, are nothing more a bunch of crazy... kids... nah... adults who have a profound desire to "Save the World."

Unfortunately, their egos check them, and they, okay, us/we, realize that it would take...

Okay, we don't realize squat, but we do know that in the beginning there were supposedly, two. And two had a tough time deciding where to eat... from the dirt?... or a tree?

Just think:.. we'll wait... okay, we're now pushing 7 billion and the only thing we seem to have in common is Starbucks (eeffoc skubrats), and, maybe tobacco... what's that...

Smoking has been banned.... that's a good thing, I think!

So how the frig could we ever decide on food?

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We’ve been toying with life and the blog. We’ve revealed much and are extremely dedicated to our goals. We’ve enjoyed sharing our thoughts and art with you. Hopefully you’ve laughed. Hopefully you’ve thought. Hopefully you’ve shared with others.

We’re still working on our Blog Identity, that’ll never end. We still have numerous projects on the way and we promise to share our new views with you.

Happy Johnny is still in the works. Stay tuned!

Seed’s Life, is still an ongoing process filled with twists and turns around every corner.

Seed’s Identity Tour has taken a bizarre twist and has taken another form (Russians, Clowns & Drag Queens) --- it will be delivered to you in the very near future.

Ask Seed has taken on a life of its own. Visit Ask Seed by clicking on it’s link below in the next section.

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In the meantime, like said, we hope you enjoy your visit!

We enjoy having you.

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Corny? Yes.

Do you know a better way?

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Time permitting, at least once per month we will be posting the questions Seed received, along with his brutally honest, sometimes controversial and always heart-felt answers to some queries about love, life and the world today. You will not be disappointed. This feature is not for the faint of heart.

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One last thought: Seed (me) and Euro Seed (formerly know as German Seed), were accused of hiding behind our monikers. We weren’t. We just like them.

Anyway, Seed (me) I’m Lindsay Wincherauk. I reside in Vancouver. I’m a writer, an aspiring author and a bit of an entertainer.

That’s enough of a reveal for now.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - TABLE OF CONTENTS

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